thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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